No really. I did. And I am most definitely ashamed that I gave someone that much of my energy.
He stepped on my dog,
put beer in her bowl,
told me I needed to go to
Weight Watchers
I punched him in the jaw,
grabbed his balls
and squeezed as hard as I
could.
Wow. New experience.
2 comments:
I hope his balls still hurt. What a douche - sometimes we have to fight back. I am not ashamed of you at all, in fact I'm a bit impressed and wish I would have known more when this was going down.
Remember - well behaved women rarely make history.
Shawna
you rawk, Shawna...
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